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In the early 90’s, the Internet was a place for science. It didn’t have a very useful commercial purpose. At that time, Internet programs were limited to a fan favorite called Web Weaver (WW). It was the most unpleasing thing to look at. Later, a company called Netscape improved on WW and introduced Netscape Browser. This was an amazing program because it handled tables, frames and additional formatting features.
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I found this today. Get rid of your extra cell phones and PDA’s without destroying the environment. You also get a nice tax deduction as well.

So this weekend was the yard/garage sale. I had a great time. I sold some Cds, unloaded my bakers racks and stereo speakers (still stuck with the stereo), and got rid of some books. Not bad. We cleared up some space. In addition, we bbq’d some hotdogs on Saturday, hamburgers on Sunday, and costco (priceClub) both days.

So now begins the task of giving stuff to the different charities in the area. In addition, I will be taking some of the stuff and posting it on ebay and Craigslist. We should get rid of more stuff that way. The poeple of LA need our junk and we must put it in their trunk.

Congradulations to Jon Regul. New Apple displays were announced today. I expect to see the new system by the time I get home. Here’s a link to give you an idea of the PowerMac G5 computer and the Apple Aluminum Display. Apple also gave a sneek peek at the next version of OSX. It’s called Tiger (grrrr).

This weekend is the Forth of July. What are your plans. Our street, 81st street, is having a block party. This might be a good time to get to know your neighbors. Especially the ones at the Emerson side of the street.They seem to have nice houses and cool cars. Maybe one or two need a website or some video editing services.

Diet Mountain Dew gets me juiced and is cheaper than Diet Red Bull. More information to follow. Maybe.

We are having a huge Yard Sale this weekend. Tell a friend.

I really miss the Porn Guy (future super hero). Who? I think his name was Sean, the guy who worked at Red Hot Video. I also miss the porn store itself. Red Hot Video closed its doors sometime ago, but sometimes I find myself driving buy and thinking, “Damn, that’s a great location.”

You could always count on the porn guy. He would make recommendations; tell me what was new, who to keep on eye on, stuff like that. Sean died sometime last year. Anyway, the job of porn guy is key. Much like a good waiter or waitress, they need to know their customers. Sean knew us. When every they got new Granny-Tranny Porn, Sean would say, “Tell Toby we got some new Gran-Tran, it’s H-O-T HOT Baby!”

When I was younger, I used to go with my mom to the beauty salon. The owner of the beauty salon cut pages out of the playboys and pasted them to the walls; looking back on it now, I hope he used glue. This was my first entrance to the porn world. I loved it. My mom would get her hair done, and I would just look at all the girls on the wall. It was the best babysitter I ever had. I didn’t do anything; I don’t think I knew what to do. So that’s how it all began.

When I go older, I used to watch the soft stuff on Skin-A-Max. I even ordered some of the Pay-per-view stuff. When the bill came, I said I knew nothing about it. My first “Hardcore Porn” was at my buddy Brad’s house. Surf Side Sex, it was the bomb, so was Brad�s sister.

So that’s some of my porn history. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.